Happy Kwanza

Merry Christmas everyone. It has indeed been merry. Tennessee has produced such liberals as Al Gore and Harold Ford Jr, and last night they paid for their sins. In honor of the birth of Jesus Christ, the Chargers demolished the Tennessee Pagans 38-0. It was a sacred moment.
Harold Ford may hate America, steal our white women, and go to Playboy parties, but his football team is still substandard. I am glad we ruined his Kwanza.

How Sweet It Is!

What a great day! I got to go to Qualcomm and hand out anti-Obama literature in the parking lot before the game. It is only a matter of time before Obama is impeached because he was born in Kenya. He is also an American hating communist. I got to meet some great new friends. We hope to meet up again and help patrol the border.

It became an even better day when the Chargers crushed the Bengals. Cincinnati is so pathetic.

Like a homeless AIDS junkie afraid his welfare will run out, they only began to score points after the game was all but over. Disgraceful! They don't understand what championship football is all about.

To top off this great day, the Broncos lost to the Raiders. Rarely do I celebrate a Raider victory, but in this case it is deserved. The Broncos are immoral and losers.

Pack Up The Penicillin

YES! Chargers win 20-17. It wasn't even close. Philip Rivers proved that his moral superiority is superior as the Cowboys choked under the epic pressure of the Chargers. The immoral reckless lifestyle of Tony Romo reared its ugly head. His nasty choice in women seems to be catching up with him. Going to filthy places like Mexico and dating filthy women like Jessica Simpson will only get you in the wrong end zone (if you know what I mean).

Is it VD that caused Romo to play so poorly? Who knows, but it certainly is possible. I just hope that the Chargers didn't pick up any germs from him when he was sacked.

Jim Brown Is Small

One of the biggest disgraces in the history of the NFL took place this week when Jim Brown failed to give Ladainian Tomlinson his proper due. Jim Brown is substandard and needs to learn his place. He needs to stop acting all uppity. LT is the greatest running back in the history of the NFL. LT doesn't need to perform immoral acts such as posing in pornographic magazines. From what I have heard, they didn't need to use such a big star (if you know what I mean) in the above photo.

Oh, and in case you missed the game....WE WON!!!!

We Are Superior!

Beware Of Dog

Be careful LT. I understand you like to hang out with your own people but Michael Vick is not someone you should be friends with. He plays for Philadelphia! That tells you everything you need to know. He is immoral, and so is the other Eagles quarterback. Rush was right about McNabb. He is a lousy person and a lousy player, but the pointy headed liberal media eastern elite want him to succeed just like Obama. There is a conspiracy LT. You need to keep away.

As for the game, we won 31-23. Meanwhile the Broncos lost to that other mongrel sodom city of the east, Washington DC. We are now 6-3 and tied for first.
We are Superior!
Donovan McNabb is substandard.
Michael Vick is a criminal.
Stay away LT, stay very far away!

Chargers Beat Giants

The loud mouthed liberal jerks got exactly what they deserved. Hall Of Fame bound Phillip Rivers led the mighty Chargers to a mighty victory over the godless NEW YORK Giants.
Sniveling snob Eli Manning, in true liberal weasel fashion was pathetic and incompetent. Just like the World Trade Center, he came crashing down.

SURRENDER ELI! Your god is substandard! Phillip Rivers and the Chargers are morally superior!

Here is a picture of Sniveling snob Eli high on crack with a prostitute. PHOTO

Sarah Palin Charger Girl

We should make Sarah Palin an honorary Charger Girl. She would look much better in blue and gold than maroon. According to the internet, she is a big Charger fan, and rightfully so. I could never envision her rooting for one of those liberal teams like the Patriots, Colts, or Chiefs. She would only root for teams that are REAL AMERICANS.

Speaking of the Chiefs, we slaughtered them 37-7. The score would have been 58-0 except the liberal refs with their east coast agenda kept trying to help the Chiefs. We could not have won without Sarah. Thank you Sarah, and GOD BLESS AMERICA.