Chargers Dominate Dolphins

As expected, the Chargers rolled right over the pathetic Dolphins at Qualcom Stadium yesterday. Miami's poor playing was exposed by a far superior team and Chad Pennington looked awful. At least three times he seemed to be looking around, hoping the goverment would step in and take care of his problems. When will the godless Dolphins ever learn that socialism doesn't work?
Despite the liberal media, the NFL front office, and the referees all hoping for a Dolphin victory, we proved superior.