Happy Kwanza

Merry Christmas everyone. It has indeed been merry. Tennessee has produced such liberals as Al Gore and Harold Ford Jr, and last night they paid for their sins. In honor of the birth of Jesus Christ, the Chargers demolished the Tennessee Pagans 38-0. It was a sacred moment.
Harold Ford may hate America, steal our white women, and go to Playboy parties, but his football team is still substandard. I am glad we ruined his Kwanza.

How Sweet It Is!

What a great day! I got to go to Qualcomm and hand out anti-Obama literature in the parking lot before the game. It is only a matter of time before Obama is impeached because he was born in Kenya. He is also an American hating communist. I got to meet some great new friends. We hope to meet up again and help patrol the border.

It became an even better day when the Chargers crushed the Bengals. Cincinnati is so pathetic.

Like a homeless AIDS junkie afraid his welfare will run out, they only began to score points after the game was all but over. Disgraceful! They don't understand what championship football is all about.

To top off this great day, the Broncos lost to the Raiders. Rarely do I celebrate a Raider victory, but in this case it is deserved. The Broncos are immoral and losers.

Pack Up The Penicillin

YES! Chargers win 20-17. It wasn't even close. Philip Rivers proved that his moral superiority is superior as the Cowboys choked under the epic pressure of the Chargers. The immoral reckless lifestyle of Tony Romo reared its ugly head. His nasty choice in women seems to be catching up with him. Going to filthy places like Mexico and dating filthy women like Jessica Simpson will only get you in the wrong end zone (if you know what I mean).

Is it VD that caused Romo to play so poorly? Who knows, but it certainly is possible. I just hope that the Chargers didn't pick up any germs from him when he was sacked.

Jim Brown Is Small

One of the biggest disgraces in the history of the NFL took place this week when Jim Brown failed to give Ladainian Tomlinson his proper due. Jim Brown is substandard and needs to learn his place. He needs to stop acting all uppity. LT is the greatest running back in the history of the NFL. LT doesn't need to perform immoral acts such as posing in pornographic magazines. From what I have heard, they didn't need to use such a big star (if you know what I mean) in the above photo.

Oh, and in case you missed the game....WE WON!!!!

We Are Superior!

Beware Of Dog

Be careful LT. I understand you like to hang out with your own people but Michael Vick is not someone you should be friends with. He plays for Philadelphia! That tells you everything you need to know. He is immoral, and so is the other Eagles quarterback. Rush was right about McNabb. He is a lousy person and a lousy player, but the pointy headed liberal media eastern elite want him to succeed just like Obama. There is a conspiracy LT. You need to keep away.

As for the game, we won 31-23. Meanwhile the Broncos lost to that other mongrel sodom city of the east, Washington DC. We are now 6-3 and tied for first.
We are Superior!
Donovan McNabb is substandard.
Michael Vick is a criminal.
Stay away LT, stay very far away!

Chargers Beat Giants

The loud mouthed liberal jerks got exactly what they deserved. Hall Of Fame bound Phillip Rivers led the mighty Chargers to a mighty victory over the godless NEW YORK Giants.
Sniveling snob Eli Manning, in true liberal weasel fashion was pathetic and incompetent. Just like the World Trade Center, he came crashing down.

SURRENDER ELI! Your god is substandard! Phillip Rivers and the Chargers are morally superior!

Here is a picture of Sniveling snob Eli high on crack with a prostitute. PHOTO

Sarah Palin Charger Girl

We should make Sarah Palin an honorary Charger Girl. She would look much better in blue and gold than maroon. According to the internet, she is a big Charger fan, and rightfully so. I could never envision her rooting for one of those liberal teams like the Patriots, Colts, or Chiefs. She would only root for teams that are REAL AMERICANS.

Speaking of the Chiefs, we slaughtered them 37-7. The score would have been 58-0 except the liberal refs with their east coast agenda kept trying to help the Chiefs. We could not have won without Sarah. Thank you Sarah, and GOD BLESS AMERICA.

My Little Girls

Here are some pictures my two daughters drew yesterday during the game. I think drawing is great. It doesn't make much noise so I am able to enjoy the game without constant interuption. It is nice that we are able to spend quality family time together during halftime and the commercial breaks. I have both of these pictures up on the refrigerator to remember our special day together. Everytime I grab a beer, I think of my little Charger fans. Kids, they grow up sooooo fast!

Bad Stuff About Pittsburgh

Things that the east coast liberal media elite refuse to tell you.

Here is proof that Pittsburgh is a godless city and why we are morally superior.

1. G20 Summit
2. Steel Mills
3. Unions
4. They voted for Obama
5. The Pirates
6. The Deer Hunter (Hollywood Brainwashing)
7. Steelers in trouble with the law
8. Johnstown flood
9. Pittsburgh Drug Trials
10. Theresa Heinz Kerry

Plus, the only reason we lost to the Steelers last year is because of the refs. We outplayed them the whole game. Facts are facts, Pittsburgh is substandard. We are superior!

Chargers Dominate Dolphins

As expected, the Chargers rolled right over the pathetic Dolphins at Qualcom Stadium yesterday. Miami's poor playing was exposed by a far superior team and Chad Pennington looked awful. At least three times he seemed to be looking around, hoping the goverment would step in and take care of his problems. When will the godless Dolphins ever learn that socialism doesn't work?
Despite the liberal media, the NFL front office, and the referees all hoping for a Dolphin victory, we proved superior.

Free Sean Merriman

Plain and simple, this Chinese girl is lying. I suspect a liberal or mafia plot designed to discredit the morally superior Chargers. Don't the police have more important things to do? Why not arrest Billicheat or the illegals hanging out at Home Depot instead?

Even if Sean is guilty, I forgive him, as should all great Americans. He needs to realize that these Chinese girls are not going to like being pushed around like his own kind do.

Free Sean Merriman!

Say No To Socialism, Build The Stadium

I am really getting tired of the pointy headed liberal elite media writing all kinds of bad stuff about building the new Charger stadium. This is a win-win situation. The city and all the citizens get the benefit that a new stadium brings. Look what happened with Petco. Downtown was a ghost town ten years ago. Now we have Horton Plaza, the Convention Center, the Gaslamp Quarter, and Seaport Village;...all thanks to the Padres new park.
Say no to socialism and build the new stadium that the Spanos' want.

Look Who's Drunk

Sniveling snob Eli Manning, high on drugs and malt liquor, with a prostitute.