Riots broke out in San Francisco, the Middle East, Mexico and several godless east coast cities following the Giants victory over the Padres. What started out as a celebration quickly turned violent as these thugs began spewing their Death To America And The Padres chants. Along with flag burning, and looting, several beheadings were reported, but the liberal east coast media has decided not to publicize this.
It is a sad day for the good, Christian, real Americans of San Diego. The bearded socialist plot to bring down the Padres succeeded this time, but one day we will prove superior.